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Reading simple jokes or telling others these jokes is a fun way to practise English. Read a sample joke here from the Reader's Digest. Find more and share with us.

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?”

“My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”

—Joseph Lozanoff

RD Issue: December 1987

https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-jokes-of-all-time


   
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-short.html

This site has many more such nice jokes. 😆 


   
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Here is one 

Why are you late?

There was a woman who lost a 100 rupee note.

So you were helping her by trying to find it. That's good.

well.. not exactly. I was standing on it.

Now you share your jokes and let me laugh.


   
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𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙹𝚄𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙸𝙰𝚁𝚈 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎: Idiot, 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 80 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, and tried to outrage her modesty.

𝙼𝚊𝚗: 𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎, 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚛. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 20, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚘𝚠.


   
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